5 Pop Quizzes

- What is the 7 letters when a driver's car ran out of gas?

- What witch lives in the sand?

- What is not dangerous but never had a single friend?

- What should we call a dog when it is burning?

- What kind of handphone came from a fruit?

Answers will be post tomorrow

3 Shooters

One day there are 3 shooters that signed up for the best shooter competition

Each of the shooters will shoot a fruit on a volunteer's head in the corner

way way way far to the corner.....

The first shooter choose a watermelon to be the fruit

He shot it with his shotgun and .... BULLSEYE!!!!

Then he said " I am Rambo"

The second shooter choose an orange to be the fruit

Orange is way smaller than watermelon riiiight??????

He shot it with his arrow and.... YAY!!!!!

He said " I am Robinhood"

The third shooter don't wanna lose from them so he choose a little tiny grape to be the fruit

He shot it with his handgun and..... he accidentally shot the volunteer's head! And NOT the grape!

He said " I am sorry"

LOL!!!

hahahahha

PSP Go!

Behold!

The new version of PSP...

We welcome..

PSP Go!

(applause) (applause)

hahahaha

Wish I could buy it...

welll...

just...

It's so kewl!

Pooky

Hi!

My name is...

uuummm...

what's my name??

ow right!

My name is Pooky!

Nice to meet u!

I'm just a little puppy...

I'm cute right??

I am right???

Yes I am!

P.S. I love u!

Read The Word By Its Color

RED GREEN YELLOW BLUE BLACK PURPLE WHITE PINK GREY ORANGE

Puppy Dog Face

Look at this cute puppy dog...

Look at how he looked..

I JUST CAN'T STAND PUPPY DOG FACE!!!!!

Nooo!!!!!!!!!

Don't look at me!

Don't u dare look at me like that!

Stop looking at me!!!

I command u to STOP looking at me this once!

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Jokes

three people where in a plane. one was

Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the people had


the light the plane cause it was going to


crash


So the Asian throws a bag of rice then the


mexican guy throws a bag of flower and says


he has a lot of these in his country then


the Ameircan guy throws the mexican guy and


says i have a lot of these in my country.

Want more LOL Jokes????

Go to....

http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/3253.html

H.O.P.E

H.O.P.E

Stands for Help Our Planet Earth..

We need to help Earth..

Becuz our Earth is dying..

Thrash everywhere...

Trees being cut..

Someday there will be no greens...

And our life is finally..

OVER!!!

U don't want that to happen do u???

Well...

There are something u need to help..

- Throw the trashes in the dustbin

- Don't waste papers

- Take care of the greens

- Plant the wonderful plants/trees

- Don't cut trees

- etc.

U can all do it!

I can do it to!

If we all try!!!

iCarly

iCarly!!!
LOL movie!!!
MUST WATCH only on..

Nickelodeon

iPad

Behold!

The power of...

iPad!!!!

Wish I could buy it...

But I won't

hahaha

LOL

once apon a time there were three kids. a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. the redhead found a lamp and she rubbed it and a genie came out. the genie said go down that slide and while your going down, shout out your favorite drink and ull land in it. the brunette went down it and said chocolate milk!! and she landed in chocolate milk. the redhead went down and she said SPRITE!! and she landed in sprite. the blonde said WEEEE!!

Horscopes

Wanna know your daily horoscope???

U wanna??

U really wanna??

Well....

Don't ask me!!

Just go to ...

www.horoscope.com

O_O

Illusions

Look at this cool illusion!!!

Just by looking at it u can see it move!!

Eenie Meenie

Song : Eenie Meenie

By : Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston

Link youtube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXzQd3O3PUA

I command u to watch it!!!

!_!

Peace

Whzz'up guys?!?!?!

Click the poem beside

It's nice!!

CLICK IT!!!

Hidden Pic game

Elo!!

Hidden Pic game here!!
Find the hidden things listed beside the pic

To be more easier...

Click the pic above and find it

Good luck!!

Ta-ta for now

JoBros

peoplemagazine.com says...

The Jonas Brothers are back for another summer tour, but this one's shaping up to be much more than just a series of concerts.

"From the minute you walk into the promenade – because we're going to be playing amphitheaters during the summertime – it's going to feel like a whole other world," Kevin Jonas, 22, reveals to PEOPLE. "It's going to feel like you're going to camp. There's going to be things to do from the minute you walk in to the end of the night."

That's because the shows will include lots of music from Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam, which premieres Sept. 3 on the Disney Channel. Demi Lovato, who appears in the film, is joining the brothers on tour, and other Camp Rock stars will perform, too.

Wew...

Good luck JoBros!!

Caught in the act!

Dessert, please! Joe Jonas andgirlfriend Demi Lovato dined at the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove in West Hollywood. The couple split a few appetizers – then moved on to the main course (cheesecake!) afterward. "They were adorable," an onlooker says. And Jonas even Tweeted his approval of the restaurant, writing to fans that "I love the cheesecake factory. :)" Coincidentally, Miley Cyrusstopped into the eatery that night after attending a Make a Wish function at the outdoor shopping center.

peoplemagazine.com

Ashley Tisdale new nose

oooo la la!!!

Ashley Tisdale debuts her new nose!!!!!

I can see why her nose is kinda different

WOW!!!

Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus " Can't Be Tamed" new music video..

Show her inner sexy girl!!

From a good Hannah Montana become a can't be tamed hot girl

Good girl become a hot girl say what?!

Well..

She is kinda mature though..

Watch the new Miley Cyrus new music viceo " Can't Be Tamed"

Ya'll see what she will become

WILD!!! !_!

Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas

Selena and Nick are dating this year...

BUT!!

They are like uuummm...

On and Off then On and off

So they break up and be together again,, and again,,, and again...

Hope they will always be a cute couple like this

^_^

Spot The Differences

Spot The Differences!!!

There are 5 differences!!!....maybe...

Spot it by type the answers in the comments!!!

GOO!!!!!

Only 3 doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2 eyeballs

One day there was a couple

They really love each other...

But...

The boyfriend is... blind...

The girl asked : " When are you gonna marry me?"

The boy replied : " When I can see again "

Then he just got a news that he can get a new eyes

So finally he operated his eyes and can see again

The first thing he looked is his girlfriend

He was shocked because...

His girlfriend was actually blind!

The girl said : " Now that u can see, when will u marry me?"

The boy replied : " I changed my mind. I will never marry you."

So the boy will never marry the girl because the girl is blind

The girl said : " Oooo... So u will never marry me?? Ok... Its ok... I'm not mad... But promise me something... Please take care of my 2 eyeballs that u use for your eyes right now... ^_^"

So the the girl send her great eyeballs for his boyfriend so the boy can see

And now the boy doesn't care about the girl anymore

I'm just telling you...

After you read this nice story...

Please be kind

Please don't be selfish

Justin Bieber Baby music video

Hola!!!

Hey...

I'm telling u guys...

U should watch Justin Bieber ' Bbay music video'

Welll....

Maybe some of u have watched it..

But for those who haven't...

Watch it!!!

It's cool!!!

Watch it on youtube or something else!!!

The dancing is really really kewl!!!

Eclipse

Ta-da!!!

Twilight Saga : Eclipse is coming this 2010

I dunno what month or what date

But I don't care

I just wanna watch

Cuz I'm realy really super duper curious about the next story

Twilight Saga : New Moon is kinda boring

Cuz in the end..

Edward just said

" Bella, marry me.."

And... BOOM!

The End?!

No way!

Eclipse should be better and cooler!!!!

Basketball

I give you...

The mighty basketball!!!

Hahahaha

Nothing awesome..

Just love basketball

My fav. sport!!!

Its cool though

So..

U might wanna try it!!!

Teen Titans

Hola!!!!

Behold..

The Teen Titans!!!

Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy!!!

Cool huh??

Watch them at Cartoon Network

Their actions are awesome!!!

Watch them!!

Cutie

Cutie Kissy

Cutie chibi

Cutie couples

Cutie Inuyasha + Kagome

And..

I have nothing to say

hahaha

Miss You!

Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true...

My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where it's warm and loving. I Love You!

Kiss me and you shall see stars, love me and I'll give them to you.

I love you with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible...

You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart... I Miss You!

To Church For Forgiveness

One time three very bad people felt guilty for the different crimes they committed and went to a church to ask god forgiveness. There, they found a priest.

So all three of them went to the priest. The first crook said "Oh, Father! I have killed an innocent man and now I am feeling very guilty! Please ask god to forgive me!" The priest murmured a blessing and told the crook "God has forgiven you my son, and now go and drink the water from the well of purity". The Father pointed toward a fountain with sparkling water. The first crook went and drank the water. "The water tastes weird" he said and went away.

The second crook came to the priest and said "Oh, Father! I have stolen alot of money from many people and now I am feeling very guilty! Please ask god to forgive me!" The priest murmured a blessing and said "God has forgiven you my son, and now go and drink the water from the well of purity". So the second crook went and drank the sparkling water in the fountain. "This water tastes funny", he said and went away.

Now only the third crook remained. "What is it that you did wrong, my son?" the priest asked. With an uneasy look the last crook said,"I peed in the well".

Stupid Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

Movies

Welll....

I recommend movies that you should watch

It's kinds funny...

Here..

- Fear The Deer (youtube)

- Iron Man 2 (cinema)

- Toy Story 3(cinema)

- Shrek 4 (cinema)

- Glee (Star World)

- Hannah Montana (Disney Channel)

- Wizards Of Waverly Place ( Disney Channel)

- The Suite Life On Deck ( Disney Channel)

- Jonas( Disney Channel)

- Twilight (Cinema)

- Twilight Saga : New Moon ( Cinema)

- Eclipse ( Cinema)

- Breaking Dawn ( Cinema)

- Sherlock Holmes ( Cinema)

And many more movies

But how can I tell a zillions of movies??

Just go watch it by yourself / friends/ family

Goooood luuuck!!!!!!!