End of my blog

Hi guys!!!

I'm so sorry to tell this but uum.... I'm gonna close my blog

A.K.A this is the end of my blog

Thank u so much for all of your comments and supports...

Thank you 4 ur understanding...

Bye!!!!!

iCarly : Truth or Dare???

Carly : ok Sam.. Truth or Dare?

Sam : Truth...

Carly : Name something terrible that you've done and no one knows bout it

Sam : uuumm.... ok! One time I snuck into Freddie's apartment and lock his mom in the closet

Freddie : When?!

Sam : An hour and a half ago ^_^

Freddie : SAM!!! MOM!! MOM!! MOOOM!!!!!!!!!! O_O

Carly : hihihii ^w^

Read this!!!

Hello elo hi! whzz'up yo!

Can u read that?!?!?!

Answer the words in the comments!!!!

U r the man of my dreams

Nothing to say

Just giving this cool picture that shows how we feel to a man....

BTW... GIRLS ONLY!!!

But if u r a man...or a boy....

Just imagine the word "man" in this picture is "girl" or "chick" or "lady"

Taylor VS Nick

Elo!!!!!!!
Guess what???

Taylor Lautner and Nick Jonas are fighting for Selena's heart!!!!

Isn't that.... romantic???

I bet it is...

Who will u guys vote?!?!?!

Answer your votes on comments please....

I vote Taylor!!!! The only guy I really love....

Investigation complete

Investigation complete!!!!!!!

Rihanna's death rumor is fake!!!

welllllll.........

Rihanna spent hundred million of cash just for beers

She drink and drink and finally she get drunk

The next day she pass out for 24 hours A.K.A 1 day

So people think that she died cuz she passed out for 1 day

hahahaha

ok

Mission complete!!!!

Rihanna's rumor

Wow

Hi guys!

U know bout Rihanna's death rumour???

hohoho

I'm gonna investigate that!!!

Its really shocking!

But I don't believe it

Ok

Investigation mode on!!!!

4 June

Wow...

Its 4 June right now...

Time is running really super fast...

And now...

Gotta go to friend's b'day party...

C YA!!!

A nice song.....

I heard a really nice song...

When I hear it I cried...

The lyrics are really nice and touching....

I'll give u the title...

Title :

Proud To Be ELF

Answers

- O.I.C.U.R.M.T (Oh.. I See U R eMTy)

- Sandwitch (Sandwhich)

- Farts

- Hot Dog

- Blackberry

5 Pop Quizzes

- What is the 7 letters when a driver's car ran out of gas?

- What witch lives in the sand?

- What is not dangerous but never had a single friend?

- What should we call a dog when it is burning?

- What kind of handphone came from a fruit?

Answers will be post tomorrow

3 Shooters

One day there are 3 shooters that signed up for the best shooter competition

Each of the shooters will shoot a fruit on a volunteer's head in the corner

way way way far to the corner.....

The first shooter choose a watermelon to be the fruit

He shot it with his shotgun and .... BULLSEYE!!!!

Then he said " I am Rambo"

The second shooter choose an orange to be the fruit

Orange is way smaller than watermelon riiiight??????

He shot it with his arrow and.... YAY!!!!!

He said " I am Robinhood"

The third shooter don't wanna lose from them so he choose a little tiny grape to be the fruit

He shot it with his handgun and..... he accidentally shot the volunteer's head! And NOT the grape!

He said " I am sorry"

LOL!!!

hahahahha

PSP Go!

Behold!

The new version of PSP...

We welcome..

PSP Go!

(applause) (applause)

hahahaha

Wish I could buy it...

welll...

just...

It's so kewl!

Pooky

Hi!

My name is...

uuummm...

what's my name??

ow right!

My name is Pooky!

Nice to meet u!

I'm just a little puppy...

I'm cute right??

I am right???

Yes I am!

P.S. I love u!

Read The Word By Its Color

RED GREEN YELLOW BLUE BLACK PURPLE WHITE PINK GREY ORANGE

Puppy Dog Face

Look at this cute puppy dog...

Look at how he looked..

I JUST CAN'T STAND PUPPY DOG FACE!!!!!

Nooo!!!!!!!!!

Don't look at me!

Don't u dare look at me like that!

Stop looking at me!!!

I command u to STOP looking at me this once!

NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Jokes

three people where in a plane. one was

Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the people had


the light the plane cause it was going to


crash


So the Asian throws a bag of rice then the


mexican guy throws a bag of flower and says


he has a lot of these in his country then


the Ameircan guy throws the mexican guy and


says i have a lot of these in my country.

Want more LOL Jokes????

Go to....

http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/3253.html

H.O.P.E

H.O.P.E

Stands for Help Our Planet Earth..

We need to help Earth..

Becuz our Earth is dying..

Thrash everywhere...

Trees being cut..

Someday there will be no greens...

And our life is finally..

OVER!!!

U don't want that to happen do u???

Well...

There are something u need to help..

- Throw the trashes in the dustbin

- Don't waste papers

- Take care of the greens

- Plant the wonderful plants/trees

- Don't cut trees

- etc.

U can all do it!

I can do it to!

If we all try!!!

iCarly

iCarly!!!
LOL movie!!!
MUST WATCH only on..

Nickelodeon

iPad

Behold!

The power of...

iPad!!!!

Wish I could buy it...

But I won't

hahaha

LOL

once apon a time there were three kids. a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. the redhead found a lamp and she rubbed it and a genie came out. the genie said go down that slide and while your going down, shout out your favorite drink and ull land in it. the brunette went down it and said chocolate milk!! and she landed in chocolate milk. the redhead went down and she said SPRITE!! and she landed in sprite. the blonde said WEEEE!!

Horscopes

Wanna know your daily horoscope???

U wanna??

U really wanna??

Well....

Don't ask me!!

Just go to ...

www.horoscope.com

O_O

Illusions

Look at this cool illusion!!!

Just by looking at it u can see it move!!

Eenie Meenie

Song : Eenie Meenie

By : Justin Bieber and Sean Kingston

Link youtube :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXzQd3O3PUA

I command u to watch it!!!

!_!

Peace

Whzz'up guys?!?!?!

Click the poem beside

It's nice!!

CLICK IT!!!

Hidden Pic game

Elo!!

Hidden Pic game here!!
Find the hidden things listed beside the pic

To be more easier...

Click the pic above and find it

Good luck!!

Ta-ta for now

JoBros

peoplemagazine.com says...

The Jonas Brothers are back for another summer tour, but this one's shaping up to be much more than just a series of concerts.

"From the minute you walk into the promenade – because we're going to be playing amphitheaters during the summertime – it's going to feel like a whole other world," Kevin Jonas, 22, reveals to PEOPLE. "It's going to feel like you're going to camp. There's going to be things to do from the minute you walk in to the end of the night."

That's because the shows will include lots of music from Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam, which premieres Sept. 3 on the Disney Channel. Demi Lovato, who appears in the film, is joining the brothers on tour, and other Camp Rock stars will perform, too.

Wew...

Good luck JoBros!!

Caught in the act!

Dessert, please! Joe Jonas andgirlfriend Demi Lovato dined at the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove in West Hollywood. The couple split a few appetizers – then moved on to the main course (cheesecake!) afterward. "They were adorable," an onlooker says. And Jonas even Tweeted his approval of the restaurant, writing to fans that "I love the cheesecake factory. :)" Coincidentally, Miley Cyrusstopped into the eatery that night after attending a Make a Wish function at the outdoor shopping center.

peoplemagazine.com

Ashley Tisdale new nose

oooo la la!!!

Ashley Tisdale debuts her new nose!!!!!

I can see why her nose is kinda different

WOW!!!

Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus " Can't Be Tamed" new music video..

Show her inner sexy girl!!

From a good Hannah Montana become a can't be tamed hot girl

Good girl become a hot girl say what?!

Well..

She is kinda mature though..

Watch the new Miley Cyrus new music viceo " Can't Be Tamed"

Ya'll see what she will become

WILD!!! !_!

Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas

Selena and Nick are dating this year...

BUT!!

They are like uuummm...

On and Off then On and off

So they break up and be together again,, and again,,, and again...

Hope they will always be a cute couple like this

^_^

Spot The Differences

Spot The Differences!!!

There are 5 differences!!!....maybe...

Spot it by type the answers in the comments!!!

GOO!!!!!

Only 3 doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2 eyeballs

One day there was a couple

They really love each other...

But...

The boyfriend is... blind...

The girl asked : " When are you gonna marry me?"

The boy replied : " When I can see again "

Then he just got a news that he can get a new eyes

So finally he operated his eyes and can see again

The first thing he looked is his girlfriend

He was shocked because...

His girlfriend was actually blind!

The girl said : " Now that u can see, when will u marry me?"

The boy replied : " I changed my mind. I will never marry you."

So the boy will never marry the girl because the girl is blind

The girl said : " Oooo... So u will never marry me?? Ok... Its ok... I'm not mad... But promise me something... Please take care of my 2 eyeballs that u use for your eyes right now... ^_^"

So the the girl send her great eyeballs for his boyfriend so the boy can see

And now the boy doesn't care about the girl anymore

I'm just telling you...

After you read this nice story...

Please be kind

Please don't be selfish

Justin Bieber Baby music video

Hola!!!

Hey...

I'm telling u guys...

U should watch Justin Bieber ' Bbay music video'

Welll....

Maybe some of u have watched it..

But for those who haven't...

Watch it!!!

It's cool!!!

Watch it on youtube or something else!!!

The dancing is really really kewl!!!

Eclipse

Ta-da!!!

Twilight Saga : Eclipse is coming this 2010

I dunno what month or what date

But I don't care

I just wanna watch

Cuz I'm realy really super duper curious about the next story

Twilight Saga : New Moon is kinda boring

Cuz in the end..

Edward just said

" Bella, marry me.."

And... BOOM!

The End?!

No way!

Eclipse should be better and cooler!!!!

Basketball

I give you...

The mighty basketball!!!

Hahahaha

Nothing awesome..

Just love basketball

My fav. sport!!!

Its cool though

So..

U might wanna try it!!!

Teen Titans

Hola!!!!

Behold..

The Teen Titans!!!

Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy!!!

Cool huh??

Watch them at Cartoon Network

Their actions are awesome!!!

Watch them!!

Cutie

Cutie Kissy

Cutie chibi

Cutie couples

Cutie Inuyasha + Kagome

And..

I have nothing to say

hahaha

Miss You!

Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true...

My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where it's warm and loving. I Love You!

Kiss me and you shall see stars, love me and I'll give them to you.

I love you with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible...

You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart... I Miss You!

To Church For Forgiveness

One time three very bad people felt guilty for the different crimes they committed and went to a church to ask god forgiveness. There, they found a priest.

So all three of them went to the priest. The first crook said "Oh, Father! I have killed an innocent man and now I am feeling very guilty! Please ask god to forgive me!" The priest murmured a blessing and told the crook "God has forgiven you my son, and now go and drink the water from the well of purity". The Father pointed toward a fountain with sparkling water. The first crook went and drank the water. "The water tastes weird" he said and went away.

The second crook came to the priest and said "Oh, Father! I have stolen alot of money from many people and now I am feeling very guilty! Please ask god to forgive me!" The priest murmured a blessing and said "God has forgiven you my son, and now go and drink the water from the well of purity". So the second crook went and drank the sparkling water in the fountain. "This water tastes funny", he said and went away.

Now only the third crook remained. "What is it that you did wrong, my son?" the priest asked. With an uneasy look the last crook said,"I peed in the well".

Stupid Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

Movies

Welll....

I recommend movies that you should watch

It's kinds funny...

Here..

- Fear The Deer (youtube)

- Iron Man 2 (cinema)

- Toy Story 3(cinema)

- Shrek 4 (cinema)

- Glee (Star World)

- Hannah Montana (Disney Channel)

- Wizards Of Waverly Place ( Disney Channel)

- The Suite Life On Deck ( Disney Channel)

- Jonas( Disney Channel)

- Twilight (Cinema)

- Twilight Saga : New Moon ( Cinema)

- Eclipse ( Cinema)

- Breaking Dawn ( Cinema)

- Sherlock Holmes ( Cinema)

And many more movies

But how can I tell a zillions of movies??

Just go watch it by yourself / friends/ family

Goooood luuuck!!!!!!!

Toy Story 3

Behold!!!
Toy Story 3D...

The toys are finally back in town guys!!!

MUST WATCH...

Funny..

Wellll.....

Just informing you

Nothing I wanna talk about anyway

ok

The End

Parents

Have you ever feel that your parents are annoying??

I have...

But don't ever ever hate them...

Cuz...

They are the one who gave you your life..

They gave you everything you always wanted...

If you are a poor kid..

But you still have your parents...

Your parents will always try their best to make you happy...

If God took your parents life...

Don't hate God for it...

Cuz your parents will always be in your heart..

So you will never fell you lost them...

They tried their best to make you smile...

They will never ever give up until they finished their jobs...

Always love your parents...

Do what they asked you to do...

Don't disobey them...

Make them happy...

Always pray for them...

And be grateful to them...

You should be thank God...

Because God gave you...

Two incredible humans that always make you happy and gave you your life...

They always call them...

PARENTS...

Love your parents always!!!

Love you 4ever

8 billion people in the world and I still want you

" Love You!!".. From me

VIP..

Very Important Prince

I love you more than you'll ever know

Believe....

I need you

I adore you

I want you

I love you

You are my love

I love you...

Love you!!

We are only given today and never promised tomorrow...

So be sure to tell someone you love them

I promise you..

No matter what happens...

When you look back..

I'll be there..

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future

If I had to choose loving you and breathing...

Then I would use my last breath yo tell you that I love you

Maybe... We were made for each other

Find a heart that loves you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest

I don't know where I stand with you and I don't know what I mean to you all I know is everytime I think of you...

All I wanna do is be with you

- Do what makes you happy

- Be with who makes you smile

- Laugh as much as you breath

- Love as long as you live

Someone asked me if I missed you..

I didn't answer.. I just closed my eyes and walked away.. Then I whispered.. " So much.."

Love ya dude!

Love me or Hate me.. ( either way you're thinking of me)

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else...

Take a chance..

Because you never know how perfect something can turn out to be

Love never fails...

With every kiss and every hugs..

You make me fall in love..

What do you do when the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it???

Anyone can make you smile

Anyone can make you cry

But it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes

Love you always...

You know it's true love..

When you can fart in front of each other...

And just laugh about it!!

Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams

The day I will stop loving you is the day when I close my eyes 4ever!

U made me love doodle in my paper...

P.S...

I Love You!!

Love u always

I love u..

Loving u..

Just the way I always do...

Everything I do is for u...

Always kept thinking about u...

Always wondering...

What are u doing right now???

Always wanted u beside me..

Right here..

Right now...

I need u to be next to me...

I love u...

Just the way I always do...

I do everything for u...

Just to see u smile...

LOVE U ALWAYS!!!!!

Still have someone else

Do u even know what it feels like to be broken hearted???

Really??

Think again!!

C'mon!!

I felt this way already with my crush...and friend... I still love

It feels like I'm abandoned by him

Feels like he never care about me

Feels like... I lost him...

Do u know what it feels like to not talk with your crush??

I do...

Feels lonely

Even though your friend or your BFF is right beside u.. Feels like u miss something

How bout u never see your crush anymore??

U feel like u have lost everything that have stole your heart

But always remember!!

U still have your friends

Still have your family

Still have God

In your heart

So u never feel lonely

Never feel u miss something

Never feel u lost everything

Cuz u still have someone else

And someday...

A boy will stand in front of u...

Asking u to go out

And u will always live happily

I wish u all Good Luck!!!

Friendship Never Ends

Do u have friends??

Of course u guys do

I just wanna tell u this

FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS

When u made your friend angry

Apologized and they will forgive

When u annoyed them

Even if u didn't apologized they will forgive

U made them really angry

They will burry the hatchet

When u never meet them again but u still love each other

I'm just telling u that

Every Friendship never ends a single inch

The Ocean

I found a wonderful place for me to be
Down by the ocean, where my spirit's set free
The gentle breeze blowing the mist upon my face
As the waves crash on the rocks all over the place
Foot prints are covered by the incoming tide
As surfers try catching that perfect ride
The smell of the water is so fresh and new
The color changes from green to blue
When the surf is high with peaks so white
And the sun is shining with a glare so bright
As I feel your love I know I'm not alone
And the echos' I hear are calling me home
Home to where you are waiting for me
And together we'll travel down to the sea
The sea where all life truly began
Thanks to the Lord, the Father of man
So whenever you feel the beginning of doubt
Remember the truth of what life's all about
There's no guarantee, you can only pray for the best
Have faith in the Lord, and He'll do the rest

Kids Choice Award 2010

Ladies and gentlemen

KIDS CHOICE AWARDS 2010!!!!

(applause applause)

This Kids Choice Awards is a really must watch show

They will inform:

- The Best Actor

- The Best Actress

- The Best Singer

- The Best TV Show

- And other best whatever it is

They have like all of the actors, actresses and singers!!...ish..

Well...

Wanna know who the best of the best are???

All u got to do is...

WATCH!!!!!

Be yourself

I've always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say
But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know
To let you know

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way

This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me (this is me)
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Note from Larxene :

If u wanna be cool

Just be yourself

Your already cool

Who cares what other people think?!

Just be yourself

Believe that u are cool

Cuz u are

Love You Since We Met

My body is hurt

My heart is hurt

I gave you everything

You never thanked me

I always helped you

U said I never help you

I sacrificed my life

Just to help you

My body is hurt now

My heart hurts

And...

My soul is really painful

Even though you hate me now

In my heart I always love u since we met

Do you know how much I love you???

100 %

Within all my pure soul

Lovey poem...

My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.

Friendship never ends

We were in kindergarten when we became friends
we made a packed we'd be friends till the end
playing on the playground swingin' on the swings
next thing we know we'd be teens

Telling secrets, talking about boys
Growing up, getting rid of all our toys
Talking to each other on the phone
Knowing that we'd never be alone

Your the person I can tell everything
and you wouldn't laugh at me when I tried to sing
I could always be a dork with you
And you could be a dork with me too

And even when we had our fights
Some how we knew everything would be alright
Ya, sure we had our ups and downs
We shared our smiles and our frowns


But no matter what we stayed friends
You were here through the thick and thin
I love you more then words can say
and I wish you never had to go away

Even though you can't be here
I thank God for all the years
that we got to spend together
our friendship I will always Treasure

Selena and Demi are fighting?!

Elo everybody

Or shall I say...

Whzz'up dudes and dudettes?!

Here...

Ther's a cute picture of Selena and Demi

I post this cuz...

I want u guys to know that

Maybe..

I think Selena and Demi are fighting!!!

This is a nightmare!!

Nightmare I tell u! NIGHTMARE!!!

How can they fight when they are having so much fun?!

But this is just a 'maybe'

I know this by...

Well...

A girl met Demi and Taylor together hanging out..

Then she asked for Demi's autogarph

She asked ' How's Selena?? Is she okay??'

Then Demi just feel like annoyed

Then Demi said " Just ask Taylor"

I think they really fight..

But I dunno..

Just wish they will be BFF again

Shrek 4

Behold...

The Final chapter of Shrek

Shrek 4!!!

Must watch it...

Not only me!

You guys must!!

I said must dudes and dudettes!!!

It's really super duper hilarious

Must watch!!

In theater May 21 2010...

Go for it!!!

Happy Birthday

Happy birthday for today,
You’re kind and clever I must say.
With moments worth a million hugs,
Talks, with coffee in those mugs.

Your heart and values seem so right,
We share our views without a fight.
Our memories live with eyes so true,
Adventures grow in a life’s canoe.

I wish you more than words can say,
That you will never, cease to play.
Happy birthday for today,
I’m here for you, on this special day.

Always be in my heart

I always think about you...

Every time I'm sad..

Just by thinking of you, feel like in paradise..

Every day, every seconds... Always think of u..

I want u to be with me right here right now...

Every time I'm sad, you'll be there to cheer me..

Every time I got lost, you'll be there to find me..

Every time I need you, you always be in my side...

I need you to hold me now...

I will and always think of u...

I love u, my dear...

My heart is full of you..

If I am next to you.. My heart is pounding...

Please hug me now...

Bad boys always be in the darkness...

Good boys always be in the light..

But an angel like you, always be in my heart...

No matter what happen, you'll always be in my heart...

I love you..

Weird Joke

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Stairs

 Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were     sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.     After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the     elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb     75 flights of stairs to get to their room.  Bill said to Jim and     Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by     concentrating on something interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25     flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can     tell sad stories the rest of the way.  At the 26th floor Bill     stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.  At the 51st floor     Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.  "I will     tell my saddest story first," he said.  "I left the room key in     the car!"

A special world where we belong

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

Please hold my hand 4ever

Moshimonsters

Moshimonsters!!!

I always play that game

It's fun

That pic is the logo (middle)

And that's the characters

Diavlo the devil flying above, Zommer the zombie, Katsuma the orange one, Poppet the pinky bear, Luvli the heart shaped one and Fury the hairy one (brown)

Aren't they cute?!

The one I chose is Diavlo

And my moshi name is blacksoul500

U can dress them up up with some funky clothes

And u can shop!!

And u can chat with new friends

Like me!!

I got some cool friends like...

mackenzie155, ellen7682, mika344, selena9098, mileycyrus212212, mcrox1625, pg68, krissycalvert, andri434, gamr98, emokittydarkness, troybulton, courtneymariebennet, bluelolylo, evilmarv, rubygirl2000 and more and more

I have more than 70 friends

Wanna try??

Then quick!

Go to...

www.moshimonsters.com

A.S.A.P!!!!!

Pinch!!

This dude is my friend's friend

He is the chubbiest dude I've ever seen!!

Look at his fat and chubby cheek...

Ever since I see this pic, I feel like I wanna pinch his cheek!!

Let me pinch it!!!

You're All The Same

One day, a Chinese man went to Hollywood and met a famous film producer, Steven Spielberg.

He wanted to have his autograph but suddenly Spielberg slap that Chinese

The Chinese asked "What the?! Why did you slapped me?!"

Spielberg replied " You!! You're the one who bombed Pearl Harbour! Get outta here!!"

Chinese... " The one who bombed Pearl Harbour is not Chinese but Japanese."

Spielberg " Chinese, Japanese, Thaiwanese... You're all the same!!"

The Chinese became angry and slapped Spielberg

The Chinese scolded " You Spielberg are the one who built Titanic and killed our ancestors!! You should be a shame!!"

Spielberg... " The one who killed your ancestors is not Spielberg but an iceberg."

Chinese " Spielberg, Iceberg, Carlsberg. You're all the same!"

THE END

Taylor Swift

Look at this cutie named Taylor Swift!!

She's so so bery extraordinary cool and cute

She can play guitar and she sing!!

My favorite song from her album is Love Story

Her song type is Country

She can rock up just by playing with guitar while other rock stars play with electric guitar

Rock up Taylor Swift!!!

Chibi Pokemon

Ladies and gentlemen

Dudes and dudettes

I give u

The pic of chibi pokemon

Thank you!! Thank you!!

Hahahaha

Cool Anime Wolf

This cool wolf is an anime wolf

It's cute, cool, and wolfy...

I wish I have this cool wolf

But its just a cool pic

It can even fly

Look at it's mighty wings

I really love this cool wolf

Lovey dovey!!!