Monday, May 31, 2010

5 Pop Quizzes

- What is the 7 letters when a driver's car ran out of gas?
- What witch lives in the sand?
- What is not dangerous but never had a single friend?
- What should we call a dog when it is burning?
- What kind of handphone came from a fruit?

Answers will be post tomorrow

Sunday, May 30, 2010

3 Shooters

One day there are 3 shooters that signed up for the best shooter competition
Each of the shooters will shoot a fruit on a volunteer's head in the corner
way way way far to the corner.....
The first shooter choose a watermelon to be the fruit
He shot it with his shotgun and .... BULLSEYE!!!!
Then he said " I am Rambo"
The second shooter choose an orange to be the fruit
Orange is way smaller than watermelon riiiight??????
He shot it with his arrow and.... YAY!!!!!
He said " I am Robinhood"
The third shooter don't wanna lose from them so he choose a little tiny grape to be the fruit
He shot it with his handgun and..... he accidentally shot the volunteer's head! And NOT the grape!
He said " I am sorry"
LOL!!!
hahahahha

Saturday, May 29, 2010

PSP Go!

Behold!
The new version of PSP...
We welcome..
PSP Go!
(applause) (applause)
hahahaha
Wish I could buy it...
welll...
just...
It's so kewl!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Pooky


Hi!
My name is...
uuummm...
what's my name??
ow right!
My name is Pooky!
Nice to meet u!
I'm just a little puppy...
I'm cute right??
I am right???
Yes I am!
P.S. I love u!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Read The Word By Its Color

RED GREEN YELLOW BLUE BLACK PURPLE WHITE PINK GREY ORANGE

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Puppy Dog Face

Look at this cute puppy dog...
Look at how he looked..
I JUST CAN'T STAND PUPPY DOG FACE!!!!!
Nooo!!!!!!!!!
Don't look at me!
Don't u dare look at me like that!
Stop looking at me!!!
I command u to STOP looking at me this once!
NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

LOL Jokes

three people where in a plane. one was

Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the people had


the light the plane cause it was going to


crash


So the Asian throws a bag of rice then the


mexican guy throws a bag of flower and says


he has a lot of these in his country then


the Ameircan guy throws the mexican guy and


says i have a lot of these in my country.

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